Funny & cute things (2014) that children have asked for this year for Christmas (per their parents)

In no particular order:

That grandma changes her hair spray
That my brother's teeth come in
That I finish my homework
That my mom gets a new iPet (ipad?)
That my barbie grows her hair back
That santa brings dad a remote he can't lose
That santa doesn't eat all the cookies
That it snows
That I get a new kitten. I got one last year but it grew up.
That auntie gives him a bath
That all children are warm and have food (wonderful)
That grandpa finds some bottle he is always looking for
That papa gets back safe from aganesten (god bless them)
That I don't grow up so fast. I like it here.
That we hide the mistletoe cause mommy and dad kiss too much
That my friend gets to spend the night
That the neighbors dog stops barking
That nan na comes and tells us about old times
That I get to change what I told santa at the mall
That I get to sing in church
That I don't have to go to bed christmas eve
That all the kids in the hospital get better (I second that)
That mamaw doesn't put her teeth in a cup cause last year I thought it was water and I was thirsty (ouch)
That my acne clears up

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